Hvis Jeremy Clarkson var VERDENS HERSKER

Det her er jo næsten for godt til at være sandt. Super hyggelæsning fra The Times og Jeremy Clarkson.

Et par korte uddrag:

If we can demonstrate that we can survive without a church – and when you note 750,000 more people went online shopping on Christmas Day than went to church, you could argue we already do – then, who knows, maybe the mullahs and the left-footers will follow suit.

[The Queen is] stuck with her job, endlessly waving and asking people to hand over the teapot. Of course, theoretically, she still has the power to start a war, though the PM is capable of doing that on his own these days, and she can still dissolve parliament.

This brings me on to my biggest point. Imagine having the power to send that braying bunch of n’er-do-wells from the Palace of Westminster home, and not doing it.

Not even for a bit of fun, during a party. Whatever you may think of the Queen she has willpower, that’s for sure.

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